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Stonertite 

A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.
They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.
Stonertite by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009

Stonervation

This refers to motivation.."Stonervation" is when one must become totally baked out of there mind to achieve their goals.
Also related "Stonervated"
Some people do not have "Stonervation" to change the way they live.

Principle: "Ma'am your son is getting poor grades at school because he's not Stonervated to learn new things."

Mother: "Oh Fuck me"
Stonervation by urdadsgod November 19, 2011

Stonervated 

Stoned/Motivated: When in the process of getting stoned, you get so stoned, you get motivated to do something (Mainly Sativa's). ie: Smoking and then cleaning your whole house.
I got so stonervated I cleaned my whole apartment in under an hour.
Stonervated by Corineeey July 20, 2017

Stonercat 

When your cat thinks that your bag of weed is a bag of catnip.
Have you seen that? Your cat is stoned, she's loving the weed. I know dude, she's a stonercat.
Stonercat by STONERAD July 18, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026