Very mild adjective, roughly the same obscenity level as "darned" or "bloody". For some obscure reason, Americans (who use the word "sodding" to mean putting turf (or sod) down in your garden) have got the impression that it is of about the same obscenity level as "f***ing" whereas it is not uncommon to hear your elderly aunt, who wouldn't dream of saying "shit", use it.
Blimey, it's sodding cold today - or - has anyone seen my sodding keys?
Teacher: OK class, get out your homework!
Student 1: What homework?
Student 2: You know, the maths worksheet.
Student 1: Oh yeah. the sodding maths worksheet.
The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.
Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.
Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
Someone who spends the whole day thinking with their head up their urethra or vagina and who should be masturbating instead of having their head lodged inside their pee holes.
Derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.
jim: WTF mary jane wont stop getting high at four twenty pm after skewl
bob: sodding wank
Doing things, often involving computers, games and TV, that take an inordinate amount of time to do but achieve almost nothing tangible or reportable; often occurring when you have realstuff to do.
I've got an essay due in tomorrow but I can't seem to stop spodding.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.