Stinky Pirate

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The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

Stinky Pirate by Fantom January 18, 2006

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stinky pirate

before you're about to cum you yell "THAR SHE BLOWS" and stick it in her ass

We were having sex last night and to end it I did the stinky pirate

stinky pirate by Poog Toog January 18, 2022

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sticky pirate

the act of cumming in the eye, then kicking in one of the legs. Causing them to cover ones eye with the hand and hop on one leg.

The bitch had sex with my brother so i gave her a sticky pirate

sticky pirate by Joe Pray September 14, 2008

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stickypirate

if a man jizzez in a womans eye it hurts than you kick them in the shin so shes hoping and holding her leg like a peg leg and shes covering her eye so its like an eyepats

(spunk),(pirate)(stickypirate)

stickypirate by RUSTYSPOONS123 December 14, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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