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That youtuber that uses homo erotic videos for his thumbnails.
Memeio and Stimpee playing horror games.
stimpee by ChildGrabber September 6, 2022
Hey look at that bitch Lisa she is a simpee for multiple guys.
Simpee by K8aptainKrunch April 6, 2020

Meathead-Stampeed 

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.
Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.
Meathead-Stampeed by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007
The person being Simp -ed over, usually an attractive male or female who take advantage of the Simp's feelings.
You are clearly the Simpee have you seen how much he defends you?
Simpee by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

stimpleton 

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.
More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.
stimpleton by rowling August 22, 2006

Retard Stampeed 

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.
Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'
Retard Stampeed by daleicious October 30, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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