A StinkyBrownEyedPedro is a mixture of anal and siemen juice
produced by faggots after
intercourse without removal and the over exposure of the back door exit 4
extended periods of time. Also known as a purple ass gerbil, or an Asscamper.
There once was an ass gerbil that loved to stick his little fuzzy
monkey finger in everyone's
ass waffle so much that the little gay asscampers limp anal cave driller got stuck.turned blue, fell off and the dumb faget ended up with a stanky blue cuntwaffle permanently. And so hense the saying "Silly
fucking faggot dicks are for chicks, and StickyBrownEyedPedro's are grotesque, so a cuntwaffle is what you gets!"