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Where the women’s vagina is gushing cum and proceeds to piss in her mans mouth
My mom stewked my dad last night behind me
stewk by Hinckelburge September 26, 2021

steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Brief Stew 

A collection of undies left soaking in the washing machine for an unsuspecting person to find.
Geez, I just went to wash some towels and found that my girlfriend left me a brief stew. I bet there's 7-8 pairs of panties soaking in there right now.
Brief Stew by DDD9255 April 22, 2021

Steak and BJ 

A holiday for men that falls on March 14. If the man treats his woman good and makes her feel special on Valentine's Day, then she should make him feel special on Steak and BJ Day by giving him a steak and a blowjob.
See the holiday's official Steak and BJ Day website: steakandbj.org
Steak and BJ by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Baby Steak 

Nickname for someone who just started gaining muscles, used in a mocking way - however mainly among friends as a joking nickname for a member of the group.
Bro, you a baby steak.
Baby Steak by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

Beef stew 

Rhyming slang for fart with poo.
Smells like someone made beef stew.
Beef stew by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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