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step on a lego 

when u accidentally step on a small piece of plastic meant for kids 12 and younger and your foot feels like it's been dipped into the fiery burning pits in the depths of hell
Johnny! Come clean your room before I step on a Lego!

Step on a Lego 

Something that Miss Rona should've done a long, long, LONG time ago, but apparently hasn't yet. So I'm just gonna say that sometime this year (preferably now, but obviously that's not gonna happen), Miss Rona really should go step on a lego.
Man, Rona really needs to up and leave. It deserves to step on a lego. I'm SICK of being stuck in quarantine all the time.
Step on a Lego by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Step on a lego 

A slur used against somebody in order to tell them about how much you dont like theme
Person 1: i hope you step on a lego
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE JERK

I Hope You Step on a Lego 

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.
A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot 

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

go step on a lego

Go away stop bugging me and because i can't think of any other good comeback.
When someone you hate tells you something and you can't think of any good comebacks you say go step on a Lego.
go step on a lego by Elfling June 23, 2014
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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