by ricardo777 June 9, 2005
The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.
Jason "I met an amazing person today"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"
by Definingtheundefined October 16, 2011
The only true religion following the one real god in this universe will steinberg. U think god created the sun and earth and people. no that was will steinberg u dumbass piece of cisgender shit
by Mr. cuddles slave February 21, 2017
The act of taking eco-safe lube, mayonaise, and avacado and blending it in a blender. You then pour the mixture into a tube sock, warm the sock in the microwave, put it between two couch cushons, and fuck it like your life depended on it.
Dude, I came back from the party alone again so I did The Steinberg and used the leftovers on the Taco's from dinner.
by Slappy McHappy February 18, 2010
by j-led January 22, 2006
saying you will go to an event but won't, get everyone in the group excited about a social gathering and you will be the only person not to show up, saying you are going to see everyone at the cafeteria for lunch and not show up, inviting everybody to suit up and you show up in jeans and t shirt
I can't believe he pulled a steinberg tonight.
The Captain said he would go to the meeting but he pulled a steinberg.
The Captain said he would go to the meeting but he pulled a steinberg.
by TPainDizzle April 2, 2011
any kind of station wagon. Word is more specifically used to describe a mercury sable. This is a derogatory term because these cars are ugly as hell
by pyoob35 January 7, 2011