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Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.
Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!
by hacwan74 April 11, 2010
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Short-form for "Going Steady" - Dating, or refering to BF/GF
Q: Do you have a stead?
A: Yes, My stead is XYZ.
by NeoXYZ September 17, 2009
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A stead is a fat old creepy nerd who yells at kids and abuses them
β€œDid u see that fat old dude” β€œyeah he’s a massive stead”
by Jfooooooo1234 June 17, 2021
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