steamed clam

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.
I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.
by Sauron_Himself December 01, 2006
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steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.
Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!
by MerkXRTurbo April 12, 2008
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Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams
1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers
by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019
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Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.
I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.
by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005
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Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.
She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.
by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003
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Steamed Clam

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.
She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.
by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010
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Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.
Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
by IrishBigguns October 05, 2005
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