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steambadger 

A Steambadger is when ever you're riding a cadaver in reverse cowgirl so good that you start gnawing the toes and shit up the chest of the body.
The mortician's wife was infamous for her steambadgery.
steambadger by Savage Boner September 24, 2016

steamballed 

When you're the last guy in the steam room and the only place to stand is directly above the steam vent, making a direct hit on one's nuts
Oh man, I'm late again and am gonna get steamballed.
steamballed by wimmyjeil February 26, 2011

cleaveland steambagger 

The act of dumping on ones chest, Then rubbing your sac in the doo, then Teabagging the Guy/Girl with your dukee covered scrotum
Dude, I gave Heather the best Cleaveland Steambag Last night

Dude that Cleaveland Steambagger made me jump

teambagged 

When you get teabagged by multiple people at once
Girl: "I got totally teambagged by the squad last night, it was mental"
teambagged by Lucifer6669 October 31, 2016

stebagged 

when your wife makes you sit down to piss
my wife tess stebagged me when i went to the bathroom.
stebagged by jimmynissan August 18, 2010

Steamballed 

1. A critical situation which may have disastrous consequences if it goes wrong.
2. A tough decision that may be difficult.

Kind of like you are slowly getting into a really hot bath and your balls are hanging in the steam, it is going to be difficult!

Used to highlight the magnitude of a problem.
1.(when he says that he just found out his gf has been sleeping around) "Oh man, you are so steamballed!"
2.That is such a steamballer of a problem!
Steamballed by The Alic Master January 18, 2012