statuatory rape 

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

statutory rape 

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

statutory rape by fizzle April 5, 2004

statutory rape 

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

statutory rape by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Statutory Rape 

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

Statutory Rape by Rasnodar December 8, 2010

Statutory Rape Victim 

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

Statutory Rape Victim by Rasnodar January 18, 2011

statuary rape 

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

statuary rape by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010