stately vampire Share definition Flag The act of fingerblasting a chick while she is on her period. "Man, did you fuck that chick?" "Nah dude, she was on her period, but I did give her a taste of the stately vampire." stately vampire by Bostik October 19, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the stately vampire mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch