by Jebus December 10, 2002
Person: I hate you but I also love you so what do I call that?
Person: a paradox?
You: Nope
You: starburst
Person: a paradox?
You: Nope
You: starburst
by f00dnetw0rk December 11, 2010
A mode of space travel akin to making a jump to "hyperspace" (as in Star Wars). Only a leviathan spaceship can starburst. Starbursting has a partially random output vector, so you never quite know where you will end up. From the TV show Farscape.
by Artemus Sol March 13, 2004
"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
(Applicable only to pornstars)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
by n/a March 12, 2003
The only candy that he who is without sin would eat.
The original Starbursts flavors are strawberry(the precious), cherry, orange, and lemon.
The California flavors are red-cherry, strawberry-watermelon, raspberry, and plum.
There are also sour versions of cherry, green-apple, blue-raspberry, and watermelon. Eating the sours will result in "that face".
The Tropical flavors are tropical punch, strawberry-banana, kiwi-banana, and mango-melon.
The original Starbursts flavors are strawberry(the precious), cherry, orange, and lemon.
The California flavors are red-cherry, strawberry-watermelon, raspberry, and plum.
There are also sour versions of cherry, green-apple, blue-raspberry, and watermelon. Eating the sours will result in "that face".
The Tropical flavors are tropical punch, strawberry-banana, kiwi-banana, and mango-melon.
by Parkin' Lot Pimpin' June 11, 2005
rectangular prism of mouthwatering ecstasy
by Awww Noods! June 19, 2010