stand me up

not showing up when someone asks you to hangout, asshole.

He stood me up, what a lil bitch. why would he stand me up?

by 11835 August 10, 2014

Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

by Dadgad September 29, 2014