stand me up

not showing up when someone asks you to hangout, asshole.
He stood me up, what a lil bitch. why would he stand me up?
by 11835 August 10, 2014
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Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.
We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .
by Dadgad September 29, 2014
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