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stabwound intercourse 

Violently stabbing someone and then preceding to shove your erect cock into the self- made fuck-hoLe repeatedly... The blood creates a nice slippery lubrication for the fuckery..

Also a BadAss Album and Song Title name from a death- metal band named GoReGAsm..

"Bloodlust drives my schizoid mind
Sex and murder are entwined
I love to watch the veins
Pulsing in their necks
As I slash their throats
My dick becomes erect
Stabbed in the chest
Dead flesh is best
I will spill my seed
As I watch it bleed
Bloody holes I love to fuck
And my ten inch knife you'll suck
When I shove it through
The back of your head
Rip the clothes off the corpse
Lying dead on the floor
Brutally fucked in every hole
Use the carcass as my whore
Split their skin open wide
And hang them on a hook above
Lacerate to lubricate
Gush forth the crimson I love
In the sickest ways I defile
This bloody butchered human pile
The stench of gore is so sweet
Lying bleeding at my feet
Driven by my twisted urge
My flatulence will be your dirge
On your stiff I drop a stool
And make new fuck holes with my tool
Stabbed repeatedly with no remorse
I indulge in stabwound intercourse
Necrophilia is my morbid fun
Reaching climax
Baptized with my cum"

Whoop motheRFuckinG WHOOP...!!!
"Last night, I engaged in Stabwound Intercourse as I murdered that dumb bitch.. yOu should've heard her screams.... ...well, while she was still breathing anyways, after that stopped, all yOu could hear was my moans, and the gushy sounds my cock made while plunging in and out of my own lil' personal fuckhoLe...."
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