stabwound intercourse

Violently stabbing someone and then preceding to shove your erect cock into the self- made fuck-hoLe repeatedly... The blood creates a nice slippery lubrication for the fuckery..

Also a BadAss Album and Song Title name from a death- metal band named GoReGAsm..

"Bloodlust drives my schizoid mind
Sex and murder are entwined
I love to watch the veins
Pulsing in their necks
As I slash their throats
My dick becomes erect
Stabbed in the chest
Dead flesh is best
I will spill my seed
As I watch it bleed
Bloody holes I love to fuck
And my ten inch knife you'll suck
When I shove it through
The back of your head
Rip the clothes off the corpse
Lying dead on the floor
Brutally fucked in every hole
Use the carcass as my whore
Split their skin open wide
And hang them on a hook above
Lacerate to lubricate
Gush forth the crimson I love
In the sickest ways I defile
This bloody butchered human pile
The stench of gore is so sweet
Lying bleeding at my feet
Driven by my twisted urge
My flatulence will be your dirge
On your stiff I drop a stool
And make new fuck holes with my tool
Stabbed repeatedly with no remorse
I indulge in stabwound intercourse
Necrophilia is my morbid fun
Reaching climax
Baptized with my cum"

Whoop motheRFuckinG WHOOP...!!!

"Last night, I engaged in Stabwound Intercourse as I murdered that dumb bitch.. yOu should've heard her screams.... ...well, while she was still breathing anyways, after that stopped, all yOu could hear was my moans, and the gushy sounds my cock made while plunging in and out of my own lil' personal fuckhoLe...."

stabwound intercourse by Krazy Bloo-3y3d Chick AKA Psyc September 21, 2018

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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