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stabbing the bed
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When a guy
sleeps
on his
stomach
and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the
mattress
.
I woke up
this morning
with my penis hurting, I must
have been
stabbing the bed
all night
!
by
Jim Throttle
September 30, 2017
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