A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622
She goes to St Bedes
Shall we give her some money?
by Dgydbysbysbgubwygbs October 25, 2017
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People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.
Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes
by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 20, 2019
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Best school in the world. mr massie is the legend upon men. 5/5 star hygiene rating

all serious this school should be give an award. made so many kids dreams. best school in scunthorpe. send ur kids here if they want 5+ grades (unless ur mama starzak)
josie: what is the best school in the world
me: st bedes is the best #obvs
by chippy_esso February 2, 2020
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St bede's is a school full of absolute jokemen that are so addicted to flavored air that the fire alarm gets set off every 20 minutes. Most of the boys look like inbred rats and the girls look like haven't washed their tan off in 3 weeks. It has a school gym that is occupied by skinny rat looking nerds that can't pull girls to save their lives. We should feel pity on those who are forced to attend St Bedes because it is full of cretinous menaces to society that think they're bad because they're from the outskirts of london.
"She goes to St Bedes." - Person 1
"Ew man what a starter pack." - Person 2
by lucy hoskins November 15, 2022
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