ssimon

a German, that enjoys the German Empire. Surprised to find out the Endsieg doesn't happen, though he wants to have a "Großdeutschland"(heil dem Kaiser).

He is also an alcoholic living in the place named Rosengasse.

ssimon is unhappy that the "Ostgebiete" are in Slavic hands.

by Igobylotsofnames2005 November 22, 2021

ssimon

A German Simp for the Kaiserreich.
Still hasn't figured out, that the Endsieg didn't happen. He wants to remake "Großdeutschland".
He also is an alcoholic living in a Rosengasse, with the remnants of the Volkssturm

ssimon is unhappy that the "Ostgebiete" are in Polish hands.

by Igobylotsofnames2005 November 22, 2021

Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018

simon kalivoda

a HOT character from fear street played by fred hechinger that deserved so much better <3

"simon kalivoda is SOOO hot"

by annabienkowski July 22, 2021

Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020

Simon Cowbell

A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.

"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"

"Denying Larry Rumors?"

"Uh huh."

by MadelineDoesItTheTommoWay July 18, 2020