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"Stop speaking in acronyms."

A satirical protest to the growing culture of speaking in abbreviations, when normal words should be used for everyday "normal" conversation.

Can be pronounced "Double S - I - A" just for fun.
-Chick speaking as if it were a monologue with her phone, "idk my bff jill"
-Real world person (opposed to a virtual person on myspace) "SSIA! You are humiliating yourself."
ssia by jraatz October 3, 2007
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gay word used by e-tards
time is nothing...ssia
ssia by Marc Brownstein April 27, 2003
SSIA: When you don’t need any words in the email because the Subject Says It All.
To:someone@mail.com
Subject: your lunch is ready
Body of message: SSIA
SSIA by msdisme April 17, 2021

Whatana Ssiam 

Noun, adjective, adverb, and verb.

1. A phrase that, when repeated again and again, morphs into quite another, unsavory phrase.

2. The name for an ancient Siamest proverb. "Whatana Ssiam" means, in Siamese: "The eye of the fart." Or, in addition, "The I of the fart."

3. Political themes of the Dukakis and Kerry campaigns, on the Democrat side, and the George Allen and Rick Santorum campaigns on the Republican side.

4. A hex as old as the Middle Ages.

5. A Siamese bathroom dance. Preferably chanted before one's Cosmonaut is splashed down.

Whatana Ssiam
What ana Ssiam
What an aSsiam
What an ass Iam
What an ass I am
What an ass I am

Whatana Ssiam by BonyToadland November 26, 2006
One of the realest boys out here that you’ll ever meet. He’s wise, sexy asl, hard working and determined. Get you a Ssiah frl. On Gang!
You need a Ssiah in your life.
Ssiah by FromthaH3art October 4, 2022
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026