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"Stop speaking in acronyms."

A satirical protest to the growing culture of speaking in abbreviations, when normal words should be used for everyday "normal" conversation.

Can be pronounced "Double S - I - A" just for fun.
-Chick speaking as if it were a monologue with her phone, "idk my bff jill"
-Real world person (opposed to a virtual person on myspace) "SSIA! You are humiliating yourself."
ssia by jraatz October 3, 2007
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gay word used by e-tards
time is nothing...ssia
ssia by Marc Brownstein April 27, 2003
SSIA: When you don’t need any words in the email because the Subject Says It All.
To:someone@mail.com
Subject: your lunch is ready
Body of message: SSIA
SSIA by msdisme April 17, 2021

Whatana Ssiam 

Noun, adjective, adverb, and verb.

1. A phrase that, when repeated again and again, morphs into quite another, unsavory phrase.

2. The name for an ancient Siamest proverb. "Whatana Ssiam" means, in Siamese: "The eye of the fart." Or, in addition, "The I of the fart."

3. Political themes of the Dukakis and Kerry campaigns, on the Democrat side, and the George Allen and Rick Santorum campaigns on the Republican side.

4. A hex as old as the Middle Ages.

5. A Siamese bathroom dance. Preferably chanted before one's Cosmonaut is splashed down.

Whatana Ssiam
What ana Ssiam
What an aSsiam
What an ass Iam
What an ass I am
What an ass I am

Whatana Ssiam by BonyToadland November 26, 2006
One of the realest boys out here that you’ll ever meet. He’s wise, sexy asl, hard working and determined. Get you a Ssiah frl. On Gang!
You need a Ssiah in your life.
Ssiah by FromthaH3art October 4, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026