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squyping 

The act of squirting while on a video Skype call. Electronic devices must be placed in a protective plastic bag for maximum enjoyment.
My girlfriend squyped all over my face, sort of.

Squyping is dangerous without a towel handy.
squyping by DirkManThrust July 19, 2015
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Squaping 

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.
"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"
Squaping by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017
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verb: (inf: to squep)

The act of being annoyingly important. Someone or something who hangs around just because no one can be without them. Basically, being important and rubbing it in peoples' faces.
The Navigator squeped with the group trying to have a quiet boat ride. Though his jokes were horrible and he was disruptive, no one could find the land if he left. Knowing this, he continued squeping.
Squeping by bassvillan July 6, 2006

squaping 

The act of putting yogurt into your anus with the intent of expelling into your partners mouth. Multiple flavours can be used, pudding may also be an option but there is not documentation of it being used.
'my girlfriend and I tried squaping this weekend, I was pleasantly surprised'
squaping by Slygal88 November 28, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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