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squit face 

Clare Fraser Of City Of London Freemen's School

Best Friend Of Emily - see wenchie
squit face by roz March 23, 2004
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Squid face 

Squid Face (n) Def: A person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are glassed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.

Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.

Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.
Reed tells everyone he's a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete fucking liability.
Squid face by DirtyWebster February 5, 2010

face squirt 

A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.
I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.
face squirt by RSSR April 1, 2011

Bumping Squid Faces 

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
Bumping Squid Faces by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

squirtface 

noun;; the face a person makes when they get a nice squirt to their face.. Sort of like fuckface. Its kind of a smirk and a surprised look ...a lil anger mixed with joy at the same time. Noun:; a person (male or female) who just got squirted in the face during great sex. noun:; a name calling gesture thats in a sort-of teasing manner.
1. OMG BABE !! I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT SQUIRTFACE YOU MADE LAST NIGHT .!!!! 2. ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU, LETS GET TOGETHER AND EXCHANGE SQUIRT FACES. 3. DUDE, UR SUCH A SQUIRTFACE. 4. OOOHHH LEMME SEE UR SQUIRTFACE!
squirtface by Spookster322 March 12, 2015

Squidface 

Any such creature, character, animal, or etc which has a face or snout which splits into multiple pieces or seperates in multiple places in such a way as to resemble the tentacles of a squid. This is often used as a derogatory remark and is offensive in many ways.
Spartan 1: "Hey dude, see that Elite over there?"
Spartan 2: "Yeah, I hate those squidfaced bastards."
Spartan 1: "Tell me about it, fuckers..."
Squidface by TheRandomDoctorZed March 8, 2011

Suitfaced 

Extremely drunk, more so then boatgassed Drinking in excess of 20 beer in a 5 hour period.
Lets go shotgun beers and get suitfaced, it will be far fucking out We can mack on slurts.
Suitfaced by Richwie July 23, 2008
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