squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing the squid by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Squidding the word 

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.

I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!

Squidding the word by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011