3 definitions by cookie1964
n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.
Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.
by cookie1964 February 15, 2013
n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"
by cookie1964 February 15, 2013
n. describes the creamy mixture of fluids that sneak out of the anus after unprotected anal sex. The base mixture contains spooge and fecal matter. It may also contain rectal blood, lubricant, spit or any other liquid that may have been inserted. Makes a great combination and sauce for the Dirty Sanchez.
Buddy, I woke up this morning, scratched my ass, and found some fresh bung butter - did you harpoon my starfish last night?
by cookie1964 February 14, 2013