Burny-squirties

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(

by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 10, 2011

Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

by phiya August 5, 2011

Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”

by Somniphobia_- December 1, 2022

Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 4, 2013

Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 5, 2009

Liquid Hershey Squirties

A river of shit exiting the ass

"Bro, last night, I have the liquid Hershey Squirties, and I think I got asshole cancer."

by I. Moe Lester September 11, 2021

Banana squirty McFlurry

When a banana peels it’s self whips out it’s penis which is covered in Oreos and cums on the floor and then wipes it up with his peel

Damn that banana got a big dick make a nigga do a split I wanna see him banana squirty McFlurry

by Bihassniha124 November 9, 2019