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Squirtage

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.
Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.
by Stifely July 18, 2012
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Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle
Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good
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squirtpie

A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.
#1
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
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John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!
by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015
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squirtacular

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.
‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’
by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021
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Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.
"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011
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double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
by jerome612 May 4, 2017
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Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop
I love chocolate squirties
by Airborne999 May 24, 2018
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