Squirtage 

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.

Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.

Squirtage by Stifely July 18, 2012

Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

squirtpie 

A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.

#1
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!

squirtpie by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015

squirtacular 

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.

‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’

squirtacular by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.

"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"

Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

Chocolate Squirties by Airborne999 May 24, 2018