squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011

Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

by matchesb January 7, 2011

Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010

Squirrel Monkey

A word used for a hot guy. Prefurably a Jock.

Whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!

by Stephanie January 1, 2005

Squirrel Monkey Rodeo

An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).

I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!

I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!

by The Broodwich June 13, 2007

Squirrel Monkey Buckets

a random word a person uses when they are fucked off or fed up with everything.....

hi how are you.
Squirrel Monkey Buckets!!!


Bye

by Lady Monkey of the Bucket December 16, 2003

Two Squirrels and a Monkey

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.

The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."

by Bdpballaaaa February 19, 2012