Squirrel friend
Squirrel friend by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013
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Squirrel Friend
A good female friend, tight girl buddy. You are not BFFs, but you are close enough to share the casual crap of daily life.
Squirrel Friend by thepipster November 27, 2012
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squirrel friend
A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!
squirrel friend by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007
Squirrel Friend
A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.
Squirrel Friend by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010
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squirrel friend by recliners December 15, 2009
Squirrel-friend
Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.
Squirrel-friend by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014
Fried Squirrel
"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".
"Why?"
"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"
"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"
"Well, you did. You did"
"Why?"
"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"
"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"
"Well, you did. You did"
Fried Squirrel by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014
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