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Calling dibs on a girl/guy that you know the only way you would have sex with them is if you were squinting
guy 1. Dibs onCatherine O'Hara !!! ...

guy 2. Man come on shes more of a squibs
by Minus1linus January 22, 2011
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Person of magical birth with no magical powers to speak of
by enormus November 04, 2003
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A sly, dodging, hiding, conniving, dirty, thieving, lying, cheating, scheming, backstabbing prick of a friend.

Someone close to you & your friends that you have loaned, gave something to, or helped out that has done less and next to nothing in return or or to help you out and pay you back.
''Man I was at Steve's the other day and he Honey kept asking for hoots saying he had none when i could clearly see he had a huge jar of Budder.'' ''Damnnnn, yeah what a fucking squibbbbb.''

''Corey ratted me out to the fuckin cops again that coon!'' ''Shit that's fuckin squibish of him!''
by Sir Smokes A Lott February 20, 2014
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A "land squid"; used in reference to a slimy person with no backbone or courage.
"Uhg! Couldn't wait to get away from that defense lawyer. What a squib!"
by similacrum#32 June 01, 2017
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A kid who can not function as a normal human being, often obsessed with pop culture or magic.
"Look at Greg, what a squib."
by Whhhaaaat? January 28, 2005
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A dud.(used as a derogatory comment)
Guy 1: He looks like a Squib.
Guy 2: Ooo burn on the Squib.
by XeroExp January 18, 2005
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