squeezebulb

Commonly known as the bulb on the end of a douche or a turkey baster. Also, slang for pathetically slow or bad driver; often encountered when in a hurry to get somewhere.

I'll get to work on time if I can just get past this squeezebulb in front of me!

That squeezebulb at the head of the line is driving like he's been smoking heroin for breakfast.

by Crazy Sven March 5, 2004

Squeezeball

(n) A term of endearment among friends.

Mason: Whats up squeezeball?
Scott: Hello friend, how are you?

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011