squeez

Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

by David October 3, 2004

squeeze

nitrous oxide injection into an automotive engine manifold for the purpose of increased horsepower.

He's got a two litre with squeeze.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

squeeze

to stroke the male genitalia while firmly grasping the shaft and hand-thrusting up and down repetitively until the squirt

David: Lemme see yo left hand
Tyler: I can't, I can't show you
David: Oh, you SQUEEZED tuh-day! Didn't chu

by rebackt8 December 1, 2014

Squeeze

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

by Bone July 22, 2004

Squeeze

noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.

Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on

Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.

by mashot24 July 29, 2011

squeeze

Another term for marijuana, weed, reefer, commonly used down south Florida

Yo son, I got sum fire squeeze

by Dan Barber June 25, 2008

squeeze

Sexual intercourse. When a man's penis penetrates a woman's vagina.

Rob and I squeeze all the time.
Jill and Bill squeeze seven times a day.

by FingerLickinGood November 25, 2007