Spurgin
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swurging
having a sweatpant urge.
okay, so you're at a wedding that you didn't want to go to with a date you didn't want to take. you're wearing a horrendous tuxedo or an unfortunate ballgown, depending on your clothing persuasion. you are at the pinnacle of discomfort and all you can think about is getting home, putting on your sweatpants, and dropping onto your couch and falling asleep.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.
or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.
or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
swurging by times_twelve May 18, 2010
Snurging
To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.
Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.
Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.
Snurging by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006
slurgin
"Amy looks like a total slut but everyone knows she ain't giving up the box; she is a total slurgin."
Slurgins often appear among young teenage girls populous, typically between the ages of 13 and 15. Girls may lose their slurginity only after having intercourse, thus making the full transition to slut.
(Phrase coined by David Weirich of Manassas, VA on 4/28/2009)
Slurgins often appear among young teenage girls populous, typically between the ages of 13 and 15. Girls may lose their slurginity only after having intercourse, thus making the full transition to slut.
(Phrase coined by David Weirich of Manassas, VA on 4/28/2009)
slurgin by nerdy and white April 28, 2009