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legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

Skunkhead 

An individual with a stripe of white in their hair, this can be intentionally dyed or more frequently the ejaculate from the end of coitus otherwise known as a facial mistakenly launched into the hair.

Note: Can be used to describe the individual or the individual's hair.
Male 1: Did you hit that? (Referencing female)
Male 2: Yeah it was like jizzam! I went to cum all over her face but she moved and I gave her a skunkhead
Skunkhead by Pwntatoes February 7, 2012

spunkhead 

someone that has given head to either male or female and had been finished on (on there face)
“oi eddy swear ur mrs finished on ur face “
eddy~ “ye why mate”

Lol ur a spunkhead
spunkhead by megatron4565465 August 18, 2023

Skunkhead 

I am a veteran Skunkhead
Skunkhead by Chonky SkunkHead August 3, 2021
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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