/ˈsprītkat/
noun
the ultimate form of karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas), in which he has obtained a sprite bottle (see: calsineb) and is now the all-powerful overseeing deity of mcdonalds.
mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."
A spitecation is when you are solely taking a vacation because your family or friends thought you shouldn’t. Reason for someone not wanting you to take a vacation could be due to jealousy, codependency, or really believing you don’t have the right to get away.
I am going on a spitecation because nobodythought I should go.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.