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Columbia Sportswear 

Sportswear is a line clothing consisting of moderately priced, high quality apparel, made for diverse sporting/outdoor activity and casual apparel. It is commonly worn by humble athletes, hard working blue collar workers, and upper middle class people alike.
Me: Woah, these Columbia Sportswear brand jeans own the hell out of those crappy piece of shit Abercrombie and Fitch Pants.
Prep Girl: No way! I spent $200 dollars for these jeans, they must be good!!
Me: Oh, Go suck a fuck, biotch.
Columbia Sportswear by haji June 11, 2006
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dae Sportswear 

DAE stands for " Days Athletes Enjoy "
Dae Sportswear,What Day doesn't an Athlete Enjoy.
dae Sportswear by Michael McIntyre January 30, 2008

Conflicting Sportswear 

The act of wearing two different sports brands as part of the same outfit.
Conflicting Sportswear is like wearing Adidas Bottoms and a Ralf Aramani tshirt

Sportster 

All-time best street bike ever built. Introduced by Harley Davidson in 1957 to combat the invading British Triumphs, Nortons and BSAs on the track and on the street. The best selling middleweight motorcycle in history.

Unique among Harleys, the Sportster engine and transmission are in one case, whereas the so-called Big Twins have a seperate transmission case. Pre 1986 Sportsters featured iron heads and are called (DUH!) Ironheads. '86 to present are the next generation Evolution, or Evo, Sportster and feature alloy heads and a 5-speed transmission. The most recent models feature rubber-mounted engines.

Sportster-based motorcycles have dominated flat-track racing since the late 1960s. Many early choppers and customs were built from Sportsters, as well as land speed record bikes.

Calling a Sportster a "girl's bike" or "Shortster" may result in a visit to a dentist.
Lots of Yuppie Softail wankers ignore the fact an 883 Sportster makes almost as many horses as their Evo Big Twin, but the Sporty is two hundred pounds lighter. No contest, Sportsters kick ass!
Sportster by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006

sportswashing

The use of sports to present a sanitized, friendlier version of a political regime or operation.
Qatar engaged in sportswashing by hosting the 2022 FIFA World Cup to hide it's numerous human rights violations.
sportswashing by stankybomb32 November 21, 2022

Sportster Knee 

An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.
Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!

Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.
Sportster Knee by Ironheader August 17, 2009

sportswashing

When a developing country involves in/uses sports so that they can hide (Or at least distract people from) their wrongdoing that they won't fix
Sportswashing is an example of reputation laundering.
sportswashing by XAMMAK08 December 31, 2022