sport stacking

An awesome sport where you stack cups up and down in a particular way. Only done by awesome people that have awesome speed, awesome hand eye co-ordination, and most of the time no life. The less of a life you have, the better you are.
People that can't do sport stacking just dis the people that can because they're jealous and claim they sped the video up.
Somebody that does sport stacking is called a "Stacker"

Stacker: My record in sport stacking is under 7 seconds!

Jealous guy: Yeah right, prove it

Stacker: Sure (does it in under 7 seconds)

Jealous guy: ...you sped it up.

sport stacking by Simoneister December 19, 2008

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Spot Stalking

p.o.s. (n) The act of creepily driving behind someone as they walk to their car in order to get their parking space.

Girl (talking on phone walking slow):"So i can't believe Tom broke up with her, she totally gorge...oh shit I gotta go someone is spot stalking me. (speeds up to get to car)

Spot Stalking by grich88 August 12, 2011

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Shortstacking

The act of one party laying flat upon another, usually face down with limbs extended.

Nah man, I didn’t get any play last night we just ended up shortstacking for a couple hours.

Shortstacking by Joeyrigatone August 10, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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