spooning the toilet 

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

spooning the toilet by bteen3 December 18, 2007