spontanious combustion
To spontaniously burst into flames
spontanious combustion by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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spontanious combustion
as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind
spontanious combustion by badfish May 9, 2003
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spontanious combustion
Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.
This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.
This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.
spontanious combustion by G's Spot December 28, 2005
Spontanious Animal Combustion
Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
Spontanious Animal Combustion by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
spontanus combustion
Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.
I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.
I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted
spontanus combustion by Tangavitch May 15, 2007
spontaneous combustion
Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.
spontaneous combustion by Adel7 January 1, 2008
Spontaneous Combustion
Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
Spontaneous Combustion by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019
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