spoff balloon

When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.

I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.

spoff balloon by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017