Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.
Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!
by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015
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by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005
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