split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

by kofi May 14, 2003

split tail beaver

Pussy

"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."

by 99 pstroke September 12, 2016

Bread crumbs and beaver spit

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School

Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.

by Hackrmin June 28, 2021

Bread Crumbs and Beaver Spit

Do you know Riddle School? Of course, you do you look this up.

-Why did you come in here?

-Correct answer: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.

by Xavi Washere November 13, 2021

Beaver Spit

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation

oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!

by sexual diviat on the move June 8, 2009