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splat roll 

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing
Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
splat roll by LucaCEO August 8, 2017
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splatrolling 

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.
Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.
splatrolling by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015