weej's definitions

ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.

jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home

by weej December 17, 2004

stab and grab

the ghetto ass mini mart up the street where you will probably will get stabbed as soon as you step out of your car. (murder mart)

whitney:"Jim, go get me a 40 oz at the stab and grab"
Jim:"Bitch, I ain't crazy!"

by weej December 18, 2004

Tender A

When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.

Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.

by weej December 18, 2004

myspizzle

how only cool people refer to myspace

whitney and jim met on myspizzle

by weej January 2, 2005

weej

A female who is clever, witty and sophisticated.

"I wish I was a WeeJ"

by WeeJ June 1, 2003

spladoosh!

When something is so hot it makes the coochie flood with juicy love fluids.

I saw that Mike Patton picture that Jim sent me and SPLADOOSH!

by weej December 29, 2004