Definitions by weej

myspizzle 

how only cool people refer to myspace

whitney and jim met on myspizzle

myspizzle by weej January 2, 2005

spladoosh! 

When something is so hot it makes the coochie flood with juicy love fluids.

I saw that Mike Patton picture that Jim sent me and SPLADOOSH!

spladoosh! by weej December 29, 2004

stab and grab 

the ghetto ass mini mart up the street where you will probably will get stabbed as soon as you step out of your car. (murder mart)

whitney:"Jim, go get me a 40 oz at the stab and grab"
Jim:"Bitch, I ain't crazy!"

stab and grab by weej December 18, 2004

Tender A 

When a person's bunghole is sore from explosive diarrhea. In severe cases you may even need some Preperation H or baby wipes.

Damn, Weej, your cookin' gave me tender A.

Tender A by weej December 18, 2004

ozzy shuffle 

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.

jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home

ozzy shuffle by weej December 17, 2004

weej 

A female who is clever, witty and sophisticated.

"I wish I was a WeeJ"

weej by WeeJ June 1, 2003