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Cosmic Splatdam

When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.
Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?
Cosmic Splatdam by benzanato December 14, 2010
Related Words
a mad cunt with a funny car.
the car is known as a "spadgemobile"
other names; Spadge
spadam smashed his spadgemobile through the bush.
spadam by achmed salin January 29, 2008
Horrid. Awful. Bad fashion.
Bit like Fuddy Duddy.
Except used more to do with what someones wearing.
"Oh look at that guys Spladanka zebra shorts"
Spladanka by Spladanka! October 2, 2009
A word used to describe an extreme or abrupt change in state-of-being.
The sudden explosion of volatile liquids, falling off a rather high ledge and impacting the earth below, a collision of a vehicle at a high rate of speed with another object of equal or greater mass. The sensation of frosty liquid refreshment hitting the back of your throat on a hot summer day.
sladam by Shay "Thirst" January 3, 2005

spladamn 

1. I was driving along and there was a boulder spladamn in the middle of the road.
spladamn by fishyculture March 6, 2021

Spladaa! 

An expression of extremely random excitement, angst, or condesencion
Spence got owned... Spladaa!
Spladaa! by Brendan December 2, 2004