v. Wowzer (Wow-zur)
Wowzered, Wowzering, Wowzers
1. The act of chasing another person up a staircase by threatening to insert a
finger or thumb into their
anus.
2. The
high-pitched exclamation of a person on a staircase threatening to insert a digit up another person's anus
e.g "Rather than using the
lift to the top
floor Janice convinced Ron to take the stairs - Ron had no
idea that Janice was a wowzer enthusiast