spitting python 

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

spitting python by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

one eyed spitting python by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Shitting out pythons 

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python

Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

Shitting out pythons by ElephantShit1050 January 7, 2023