spider shits 

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

spider shits by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012

The shitsy bitchsy spider 

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

The shitsy bitchsy spider by J\ July 10, 2023