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spider man dat hoe

When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)
I was about to superman my hoe last night but I spider man dat hoe instead. Right in the eye.
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spiderman dat hoe 

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.
spiderman dat hoe by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007

spiderman dat hoe 

like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.
DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA
spiderman dat hoe by ronKwon February 22, 2008

spiderman dat hoe 

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!
she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!
spiderman dat hoe by Colin K November 21, 2007

Spiderman Dat Hoe 

When you jack off on dat hoe
and then throw it on her
like Spiderman throws his web.
He said Spiderman Dat Hoe with your Silver Surfer.

spiderman dat hoe 

when you ejaculate on a girl so much
she becomes stuck and can't get away.
i spiderman dat hoe to the wall see Bukkake
spiderman dat hoe by FSK1138 October 14, 2007

spiderman dat hoe 

when you are fucking a girl and you cum on her back and then knock her out. and then in the morning the cum is still on her back, resembling a spider web. ;]
josh fucked kari and he came on her back and then knocked her out and she woke up with a spidey web on her back. ;D and then josh told mack that he is going to spiderman dat hoe again.
spiderman dat hoe by adkins September 29, 2007
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