Spicy McHaggis 

I don’t know what you all are talking about and who drank all my beer?

Spicy McHaggis one hell of a guy.

Spicy McHaggis by MrMcHaggis October 2, 2021

Spicy McHaggis 

A sex move in which the man coats his penis in Tabasco (or other preferred hot sauce) then puts on a condom and proceeds to have sex. Near the point of climax, the man pulls out rips the condom off, rams his penis back inside, violently thrusts until climax and shouts "Spicy McHaggis!"

"Man, I gave my girl a Spicy McHaggis last night"
"I don't think that's what she meant by wanting to spice things up" "Me either, she threw me out."

Spicy McHaggis by Slick Strokum January 15, 2019

spicy McHaggis 

A man(typically Scottish) who eats haggis

Woman- I have an amazing Spicy McHaggis
Man-I am my girlfriend's Spicy McHaggis

spicy McHaggis by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017