Spite Monkey’s Revenge 

This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.

“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”

Spite Monkey’s Revenge by AKACroatalin June 27, 2015

spite shit 

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"

"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys

spite shit by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011

spite store 

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.

Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.

spite store by jn1234 March 2, 2020

spite sleep 

When you sleep at a place or time against the will of another. When you decide to sleep to annoy or otherwise get back at someone because they cant do anything with you while you're asleep. Generally ignoring the protests and threats to you sleeping because you know nobody can do anything about it, or to make a point that you can.

Melody was upset that her friend wanted her to go home, so she decided to spite sleep in the hall.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.

spite sleep by Saibaton May 29, 2019

Spine surgeon's daughter 

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)

Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'

Spine surgeon's daughter by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010

Spite Shit 

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

Spite Shit by Superlative1 November 16, 2011

Spite Store 

A store purposely built next to or in close proximity of another one selling the same or similar products. In doing so, the new store owner plans to avenge prior mistreatment in the other store by taking its customers.

Larry decided to build a coffee selling spite store next to Mocha Joe's after being banned for complaining about the poor service at that store.

Spite Store by Topaz144 March 27, 2020